WHO WAS TALKING TO HER, GUYS?Īnd how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget? Two and a half, right after you remove all technology from your home. The really scary part comes post-hacker, when Byron gets a Gchat encouraging him to jump off the side of his office building, and a completely different virtual assistant starts haunting Ben’s sister. ![]() What happened here? Watching high-strung Broadway producer Byron Duke be tormented by his virtual assistant is certainly disconcerting, but we learn he’s merely been hacked by a disgruntled IT guy. Sonia eventually kills the Rwandan comedian she’s holding accountable for encouraging the massacre of the Tutsis, but that part where he says he still hears the children’s screams and she promptly cuts off his ear is what might stay with you the longest.Īnd how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget? David will need much more than margs, but you will need about two and a half.Īlexa, how do I know if you’re possessed? What happened here? It’s not every day you get tossed into a woman’s basement and witness her enact what she believes to be justice for the Rwandan genocide, but that’s David Acosta’s life. It might all be a dream, but it is still scary as, well, hell.Īnd how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget? Two out of five, drunk while wondering how Kristen Bouchard ever sleeps.ĭavid witnesses an act of revenge and/or justice The bad news is that we still have to watch her fight Orson, murder George with scissors, deal with that hairy beast demon-in-charge, and then watch blood come spilling out of her daughter Lexis’s mouth. What happened here? The good news is that by the end of the season, Kristen seems to have a handle on knowing when she’s dreaming or not. Kristen’s dreams-within-dreams experience What happened here? Well kids, Leland’s therapist is a giant, hairy, horned beast who is deep into the Socratic Method, dream analysis, and eating Kristin Bouchard’s heart with his patient.Īnd how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget? By your second can, you’ll just be laughing because, I mean, a satanic beast as your therapist? Classic. So that was a cool and fun time for us.Īnd how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget? One out of five, especially if you’re headed to a hospital soon. It ended up being a whole thing with her having undiagnosed COPD, hyper-inflation, and the hospital’s own implicit racism when it came to performing CPR on people of color. ![]() What happened here? Young Naomi is dead for 177 minutes before a guy starts cutting into her for her autopsy and she wakes up screaming on the table. That time a teenager woke up during an autopsy When I was sad, my grandmom just gave me Werther’s Originals and put on an episode of JAG, but sure.Īnd how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget? One can out of five, but split with your very nice grandma who I hope is not possessed by a fire sex demon. ![]() Evil plays up the moment with some After-School Special music in the background just as Sheryl tells her granddaughter how to deal with bullies: “You either make them your bitch, or they make you theirs,” she says as she shows Lexis how to properly hit a bully in the face with a rock. ![]() What happened here? We should’ve known from all the red Sheryl (Christine Lahti) starts wearing after meeting demon/psychopath Leland (Michael Emerson), but the first hint that something is really wrong here is her grandmotherly advice to little Lexis (Maddy Crocco). Because sometimes if talking doesn’t help you get through it, drinking will. Since sometimes the only way to process such horrors is to talk about them, we’ve broken down the scariest, freakiest, creepiest things that have happened on season one of Evil, ranked by how many cans of margarita (it’s how our hero Kristen washes away her hellish days) it will take you to forget you’ve ever seen what you just saw. A person who has watched Evil: Definitely wears a turtleneck, can be found slugging back canned margaritas, involuntarily twitches at the sound of the name “George,” and has a permanent haunted look in their eyes because THEY HAVE SEEN SOME THINGS.Įvil, which follows priest-in-training David (Mike Colter), forensic psychologist Kristen (Katja Herbers), and “contractor”-slash-tech guy Ben (Aasif Mandvi) as they investigate demonic possessions and miracles for the Catholic Church, is smart and quirky and offers up some biting commentary about the world today, but it is also scary as hell. Photo: CBSĮvil, Michelle and Robert King’s exploration of the dark corners of humanity and also demon shit, has only just concluded its first season, and yet there are already telltale signifiers of a person who has watched this show. These are the faces of people who have seen some shit.
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